100 Things

  1. I like eating slightly burnt popcorn.
  2. I love to sing along with the music, but I don’t want anyone to hear me.
  3. I like camping and hiking.
  4. I hate bugs and sleeping on the ground.
  5. I prefer cooler temps to hotter.
  6. When I get too hot, I get cranky and throw tantrums.
  7. I do not like any kind of melon.
  8. I don’t like chocolate with mint or fruit.  No mint ice cream or chocolate covered cherries for me.
  9. I am a Navy wife.
  10. I like moving often.
  11. I get antsy when I’m in one place too long.
  12. I’m really hyper.
  13. I pace when I talk on the phone.
  14. I talk a lot.
  15. I have curly hair that I hate most of the time.
  16. It took us almost 5 years and clomid to conceive Smushy.
  17. I was born in Florida
  18. But I grew up on Guam
  19. And a few other places.
  20. I’ve always wanted to be creative and crafty, but I’m never good at it.
  21. My favorite number is 21.
  22. I hate being alone.
  23. I worry too much about almost everything.
  24. I would love to be crafty and creative, but I don’t think I am.
  25. I love getting pedicures.
  26. I hate getting manicures because the lady who did my first one made me bleed.
  27. I like watching decorating shows on TV.
  28. My decorating style is kinda boring and neutral.
  29. I don’t have a favorite color.
  30. I hate scary movies
  31. Because I’m a weenie.
  32. I’m afraid of thunder.
  33. I love watching chick flicks
  34. And comedies.
  35. I love reading
  36. My favorite books are sci-fi/fantasy.
  37. I do not like getting facials.
  38. The “dirty” and clean versions.
  39. I love swimming.
  40. I twice saved my youngest sis from drowning.
  41. I think maybe she shouldn’t swim alone.
  42. I hate folding laundry.
  43. And sweeping and mopping.
  44. And cleaning bathrooms.
  45. I don’t mind washing dishes though.
  46. I love coffee.
  47. But I’m a coffee snob and only drink the good stuff.
  48. And I love coffee flavored Haagen Dazs.
  49. I would love to take a photography class.
  50. I read books more than once.
  51. I read some books more than 5 times.
  52. I like playing video games.
  53. But I usually cheat.
  54. I don’t wear much jewelry.
  55. I usually only wear my wedding ring.
  56. And I rarely wear it at home.
  57. I have short fingers.
  58. I like using bad grammar and run on sentences even when I know better.
  59. But sometimes I don’t know better.
  60. I don’t mind cooking.
  61. I’m even good at it (sometimes).
  62. I hate sweeping and mopping.
  63. And cleaning bathtubs.
  64. And emptying the dishwasher.
  65. Because they all hurt my back.
  66. I have a bad back.
  67. I am pessimistic about my life.
  68. But optimistic about everything else.
  69. This works for me because things are usually never as bad as I think they’re going to be.
  70. I have major body issues.
  71. I need to lose a lot of weight.
  72. I can’t seem to find the motivation I need to change.
  73. I’m afraid my daughter will have the same body issues because of me.
  74. I want to visit all 50 states someday.
  75. I’m well over half way there.
  76. I would also love to go to Europe.
  77. Specifically Ireland, Italy, and England.
  78. Big cities freak me out.
  79. Mostly because of the traffic.
  80. I have a traffic phobia.
  81. I panic, hyperventilate, and my hands shake and sweat.
  82. For some reason, I think people think the music I listen to is dumb.
  83. I like most kinds of music.
  84. I smoked for 9 years before I quit when I got pregnant.
  85. I will never go back.
  86. But sometimes I still want one.
  87. I love wine.
  88. I always join the new show bandwagon really late.
  89. I don’t shave my legs often enough.
  90. I had my wisdom teeth removed recently.
  91. They were all taken at the same time.
  92. I’m glad, because if they had been taken separately, I would never have gone back for the next appointment.
  93. It sucked.
  94. When I was 2 I was kicked in the head and chest by a horse.
  95. Yes, I have heard all the jokes and snickers.
  96. No, I’m not stupid.
  97. I’m a genius.
  98. Not really, but I have a higher IQ than Mr. Silly.
  99. He was valedictorian of his high school and got straight A’s in all him Master’s classes.
  100. See?  Brilliant.

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